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I'm (not) drunk and I'm (not) a future shooter

Can someone prove to me that I'm not an incel? I'm an incel. I don't see how I'm not an incel.

Btw this is a great song for /f/
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that feel when
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>tfw no amazonian mommy gf
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>tfw will die alone
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>tfw no anime gf
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tfw no cute asian mommy gf
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tfw no cute adorable giant gf

I want her to give me kisses and hold me and tell me everything’s gonna be alright
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So… You want to hear a story, eh? One about treasure hunters? Haha, have I got a story for you! Pandora… This is our home. But make no mistake - this is not a planet of peace and love. They say it's a wasteland, that it's dangerous, that only a fool would search for something of value here. Then perhaps I am a fool. But do not be fooled by what Pandora appears to be. There was a legend… Many people tell it. The legend of the Vault. My father would always go on about the Vault; even with his dying breath. Advanced alien technology. Infinite wealth. Fame. Power. Women. So you can understand why some little kiddos who hear the stories grow up to become Vault hunters. Well, I have a story you may not believe. But I tell you it is true. The legend of the Vault is real! And it is here on Pandora. And a… let's call her a 'guardian angel,' appeared to guide the Vault hunters to their prize. The tale begins right here on Pandora, with the brave Vault hunters, the guardian angel and most importantly, me…